i thought this was freaking salad
I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
oh my god
Just died and spasmed
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
has science gone 2 far?
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
Industrial designs ideas part III.
Checkout out the grey water into toilet one, now that is brilliant and environmental.
Solar powered solutions and smartphone pocket for your jeans!
This is badass
I love these.
I want all the things.
someone didn’t think this through.
Laughed for like 3 days.
You can see the exact moment where it realizes its mistake.